Maybe this will help put things in perspective on the whole gun ownership debate!

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that’s 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers, for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

You might be under the mistaken impression that the big winner in the debate was either John McCain or Barack Obama.  Well, you’d be wrong.  The big winner is: George W. Bush.

This is some funny stuff.

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Okay, so there’s this stupid 2002 bible video that some blogger decided to write about.

Christian TV: “Bibleman” vs. a New York Jew

The antagonist in this video is basically a Jerry Springer clone and is supposed to be a “New  York Jew.” Jerry Springer is a VERY BAD example of a Jew and to use his character as a Jewish stereotype is about as accurate as using Angelina Jolie as a girl gamer stereotype.

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Torah observant Jews have a great love and respect for ALL mankind and we are happy when people of all nations draw themselves closer to the one true G-d by observing the Ten Mitvot (Commandments) and reading Torah (basically the Old Testament).

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Our only objection is when other religions commit idolatry by praying to or in the name of a person (i.e. Jesus, Mary, Mohammed, Moses, flying spaghetti monster, etc.) Or when they allow false prophets to lead them away from G-d’s path by following their evil teachings.

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G-d didn’t “choose” the Jewish people to “rule” over the rest of the world. He gave His word to ALL of the nations and ALL of you can have the same blessings from H-shem as ANY Jew just by following the Seven Noahide Laws.

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We, on the other hand, are committed to SIX HUNDRED THIRTEEN laws that we have to follow. So basically, yeah we were chosen…

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Chosen to be G-d’s bitches, baruch H-shem.

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Anyway, to see Jewish people portrayed like this is not really offensive, its just ignorant.

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